When I left Hogwarts, I was lost. We were adults now. Everyone has to leave Hogwarts eventually. So I went traveling with the Doctor. I was happy for a moment but still missed my home. So I left and became a detective. It was fun until Sherlock left us. So there I was, still lost; still empty. Then one day I met these guys driving around in a Black Impala. I asked if I could join. Begrudgingly, the driver said yes and I hopped into the backseat next to this guy in a trench coat. I'm happy to say I haven't felt lost since.
Asexual until unapologetic evil crosses my path
I am both an INTJ and INFJ depending on what day I am having. I am (as described by woolfhammer):
INTJ: major dicks and kinda proud of it. prone to being right. prone to liking trance music way too much. all the ones i’ve ever met have been unexpectedly kinky. so i guess, expectedly.
INFP: they fall out of the sky and are raised by unicorns. if you feed one it will follow you home. they dissipate in water.
INFJ: chameleons appropriating your emotions and going quietly mad. prone to meltdowns and needing lots of naps.