i did a thing i’m sorry
oMFG I CHOKED
Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either.
Like, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter.
To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren’t expecting. There is only one problem.
Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side. Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately, the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth’s parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape. Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie.
Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods, constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn’t long before the military arrives in town.
Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent’s superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford’s mother wasn’t the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack.
What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good.
The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more.
The credits roll.
Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold.
He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two.
“Emily Elizabeth,” he says over the sound of the crashing surf, “I worked with your parents. It’s taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident.”
“And who exactly is ‘us’,” she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously.
Ignoring her question, the man continues. “Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually.” He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. “I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He’s fairly excited to talk with you.”
“You still haven’t answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?”
The man smiles. “My name is Banner. And I’m hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.”
YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES
OH MY GOD YES
I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BADLY.
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
GRABBIEST OF HANDS.
You guys realize…Tumblr just created a Clifford/Avengers crossover, right? Let that sink in for a moment.
I would so direct this movie for you, if you like.
CAN I HELP DIRECT? AND WRITE? CAN I JUST DO SOMETHING? I NEEEED THIS. NOOOOOW. *INTESIVE GRABBY HANDS*
u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it
Wait! Does that mean…
PLEASE TELL ME I AM WRONG
but how about this post with the terrible tags telling you that this:
and then it just gets worse because her little pause before she says “the baby” because why would she hesitate to tell his that Jackie is preganent? but she could never tell so she gives him this one lie and jesus just go read it (X)
“A villain must be a thing of power, handled with delicacy and grace. He must be wicked enough to excite our aversion, strong enough to arouse our fear, human enough to awaken some transient gleam of sympathy. We must triumph in his downfall, yet not barbarously nor with contempt, and the close of his career must be in harmony with all its previous development.”
rippergiles said: one of our Vegas roomies is Paige haha, she’s invading your life early saying VEGASSSS VEGASSS
I’m dying right now because in my dream I kept getting a phone call from Paige and then finally I answered and they were like “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME HELLO JENNIFER WHAT IS GOING ON” and I’m like “Who the fuck is this” and Paige says “YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME GIRL I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS” and I hung up
that was so poetic
MO CLICK THIS
THE BEST EARGASM I’VE EVER HAD OOOHHHHH
OH MY GOOOOOOD.
You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together
I’M NOT EVEN IN THE FANDOM AND I’M DYING
#pissed we didn’t get more shots of this dress LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS #wizardwear fashion pls #also UGHHH FLEUR and UGHHHH FLEUR/BILL #i am all over that shit #GORGEOUS FRENCH GIRL WHO IS ALSO THE STRONGEST AND MOST CAPABLE STUDENT AT HER SCHOOL #(her co-ed school thank you VERY much) #WHO SHACKS UP WITH THE SUPER HOT ALSO CAPABLE GINGER BRITISH ~BAD BOY~ WHO BREAKS CURSES FOR A LIVING #and then isn’t even phased for a fucking second when he gets bitten by a fucking WEREWOLF #I AM BEAUTIFUL ENOUGH FOR ZE BOTH OF US I THINK #yeah girl #you go get your people don’t let his stuffy relative hold u down yeah #the realest
Felicia Day with the TARDIS. Your argument is invalid.
Osric Chau with the TARDIS, a puppy and Christmas lights
Mark Sheppard and Jared Padalecki with the Tardis
this is why Sam Winchester can never be the Doctor’s companion
Opening a story file to work on it after not touching it for months.
that one kink that no one can ever know about ever
A young black girl decided to not bleach her skin after seeing the success of Lupita Nyong’o.
Lupita Nyong’o was inspired to be an actress after seeing Oprah Winfrey and Whoopi Goldberg in The Color Purple.
Whoopi Goldberg realized she could BE an actress after seeing Nichelle Nichols in Star Trek
Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!