slytherinica asked: 14, deancas or cecilos? possibly pirate-y? :)

this sucks I’m sorry but all I could see was this so yea

Carlos raised a brow while looking over Captain Cecil’s shoulder. On the desk in his quarters, he laid out a map of a city Carlos never heard of before.

"Care to explain, Captain?" He asked when Cecil refused to acknowledge him.

Cecil blinked, seemingly out of his trance from staring at the map too long. He looked over to Carlos, eyes glaring before quickly softening. 

"This is a map of Dessert Bluffs."

Carlos narrowed his eyes. He glanced back down at the map and then back to Cecil.

"That city has a port, why is it called Dessert Bluffs?"

"Because they are idiots, my dear sweet Carlos. And we are going to raid them." He added with a grin. "Beside, rumor has it the S.S. Carlsberg is docked there for the next month. I’m going to sink it. I need you to be dear and mix me some more of that powder, if you don’t mind, my love.”

Captain Cecil grabbed Carlos’ head and pulled it to him, planting a kiss on his forehead.

Carlos rolled his eyes, “When are you going to let this trifle rivalry with Carlsberg go?”

"When he is dead," Cecil growled. "Naming a ship after himself, who does that, Carlos? Imbecile. Calls himself a commander; please. Couldn’t command himself out of a sugar cane sack."

"So you told me."

"I, however, am creative. The Nigh Vale is the most feared ship on the sea. But not everyone can be as good at this game as myself. I need to go inform Dana of the change in course."

Without another word, Captain Cecil bounded up the stair to the top of the deck, leaving Carlos in the room alone.

" ‘Become a scientist’ I said. ‘Get on a ship’, they said," he muttered to himself. He slowly started up the stairs after a deep sigh. “‘You can explore things’, they said."

Reaching the deck, he turned and saw Cecil at the wheel talking to Dana in hushed but quick tones. Carlos shrugged to himself; at least the Captian was hot. 

give me a ship, a number, and any specifications you want and i'll do a ficlet based on your choice!!
  • 1: art school AU
  • 2: boarding school AU
  • 3: museum/gallery AU
  • 4: dance class AU
  • 5: coffee shop AU
  • 6: broadway performance AU
  • 7: mechanic shop AU
  • 8: hipster AU
  • 9: punk AU
  • 10: athlete AU
  • 11: comic book store AU
  • 12: band AU
  • 13: mermaid AU
  • 14: sea captain AU
  • 15: vampire / werewolf / etc AU
  • 16: pet shelter AU
  • 17: vet AU
  • 18: teacher AU
  • 19: medieval AU
  • 20: babysitter AU
destiel-is-my-canon:

exorcisingemily:

Our goal is to create a fun, personalized and thoughtful gift basket for Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and Mark Sheppard - the four lead actors of Supernatural’s landmark tenth season!  
Each gift basket would contain customized stainless steel travel mugs commemorating the tenth season on one side, and with individualized artwork on the back, and bags of tea or coffee selected for each actor. They will each get a customized belt buckle designed for the occasion, a thank you card with drawn artwork of them and their character, and sugar cookies professionally decorated in Supernatural themes. 
Just as importantly, each basket will also contain a professionally bound paperback book of positive messages from the fans—one for each actor, tailored with your notes to them. Drop us a line at spn10gift@gmail.com, whether you’re able to give to the project or not, to send your message of love and support to any or all of the guys. We’d love to include your thoughts!
The goal shown is for these custom products, their shipping from multiple vendors to a central location to prepare the baskets, the baskets and their filling and wrapping, and international shipping to Canada from the United States for each package.Because this is a fan-driven campaign, we want to be transparent on stages of the project: you can follow us on Twitter at @spn10gift to weigh in on designs, see the finished products, and even send your messages to the guys via tweet if it’s more convenient! If the donations exceed what these products take to purchase and ship, more gifts will be included such as t-shirts or hats, and we will be able to add more messages/pages in the books. As a stretch goal, we’d love to create a commemorative gift that could be a token of appreciation for all crewmembers. We will share options on Twitter in order to get feedback from you, the fans, prior to either. If we go beyond what’s reasonable to send due to shipping costs and timeframe, remaining funds would be donated on behalf of the fans of SPN to Misha Collins’ charity, Random Acts. Supernatural wouldn’t be where it is without the amazing acting talent of each of these men, and we believe that an inclusive campaign and a thoughtful gift basket tailored to each of them is a fantastic way to let the fandom show their support.Thank you so much for helping make this happen.
Please Donate, or email a message to spn10gift@gmail.com for one or all of the guys!

FYI: This project is ~also raising funds. They’ve raised $1200 of their $2000 goal in just a day. If you can help meet the rest of their goal, that would be incredible.
http://www.gofundme.com/spn10gift
And just some extra information: In the past, certain other fan projects have excluded Misha from their Season 10 celebrations, including only Jensen/Jared/Mark.
This is one of the few projects celebrating ALL series regulars equally, and also wishing to extend the celebration to the crew if their funding goals are met.
Please signal boost. It’s worth it no matter who you support! :)

destiel-is-my-canon:

exorcisingemily:

Our goal is to create a fun, personalized and thoughtful gift basket for Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Misha Collins and Mark Sheppard - the four lead actors of Supernatural’s landmark tenth season! 

Each gift basket would contain customized stainless steel travel mugs commemorating the tenth season on one side, and with individualized artwork on the back, and bags of tea or coffee selected for each actor. They will each get a customized belt buckle designed for the occasion, a thank you card with drawn artwork of them and their character, and sugar cookies professionally decorated in Supernatural themes. 

Just as importantly, each basket will also contain a professionally bound paperback book of positive messages from the fans—one for each actor, tailored with your notes to them. Drop us a line at spn10gift@gmail.com, whether you’re able to give to the project or not, to send your message of love and support to any or all of the guys. We’d love to include your thoughts!

The goal shown is for these custom products, their shipping from multiple vendors to a central location to prepare the baskets, the baskets and their filling and wrapping, and international shipping to Canada from the United States for each package.

Because this is a fan-driven campaign, we want to be transparent on stages of the project: you can follow us on Twitter at @spn10gift to weigh in on designs, see the finished products, and even send your messages to the guys via tweet if it’s more convenient! 

If the donations exceed what these products take to purchase and ship, more gifts will be included such as t-shirts or hats, and we will be able to add more messages/pages in the books. As a stretch goal, we’d love to create a commemorative gift that could be a token of appreciation for all crewmembers. We will share options on Twitter in order to get feedback from you, the fans, prior to either. If we go beyond what’s reasonable to send due to shipping costs and timeframe, remaining funds would be donated on behalf of the fans of SPN to Misha Collins’ charity, Random Acts. 

Supernatural wouldn’t be where it is without the amazing acting talent of each of these men, and we believe that an inclusive campaign and a thoughtful gift basket tailored to each of them is a fantastic way to let the fandom show their support.

Thank you so much for helping make this happen.

Please Donate, or email a message to spn10gift@gmail.com for one or all of the guys!

FYI: This project is ~also raising funds. They’ve raised $1200 of their $2000 goal in just a day. If you can help meet the rest of their goal, that would be incredible.

http://www.gofundme.com/spn10gift

And just some extra information: In the past, certain other fan projects have excluded Misha from their Season 10 celebrations, including only Jensen/Jared/Mark.

This is one of the few projects celebrating ALL series regulars equally, and also wishing to extend the celebration to the crew if their funding goals are met.

Please signal boost. It’s worth it no matter who you support! :)

tagged → #why not #ref #for later

starfleetwantsyou:

Thus the muses spake:

"JK you dealt kinda shittily with Dumbledore and other diversity aspects, so we’re gonna go ahead and fix this ourselves" 

In other news A+ headcanons from the HP fandom. 

poorbrokecollegekid:

Am I the only one that thinks Peter Hale was the love child of Scar and Hades?

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven

BUT THE DESCRIPTIONS ON THE CANDIES

LOOK AT THE STARBURST ONE

tagged → #candies

hoechlinanddylan:

plot twist: kate argent actually takes the whole pack to church and they all enjoy a nice sermon and have lemonade and cookies in the basement

herocide asked: Hello, hello! Write 10 facts about your self, then past this to 10 of your favorite followers! :D (ya know, if you wanna. also the title for your askbox is a+ )

Thank you bb

  1. My dreams are wild rides from start to finish always
  2. I own a Yorkie, she’s a brat
  3. My pinkie toes are weirdly shaped and impossible to actually paint (I normally don’t think about it but I painted my toes tonight)
  4. I have big lips (and I love it)
  5. I’m very flexible in my toes and some of my fingers
  6. I practically live and breath Supernatural.
  7. But Criminal Mind rerun marathons are what I live for 
  8. I was so excited for the Hannibal Show because it expanded my baby fandom into something more accessible 
  9. The book Shutter Island blew my mind and I haven’t read anything that has done the same.
  10. My favorite colors are blue and grey. 

mostflogged:

mercwithablog:

kinasin:

Harley Quinn #7

Harley is too cute for my own good.

ungh the redesigns are still horrible to look at but just seeing harley and ivy together makes me so happy i’m torn asunder

They wouldn’t let me on the Hogwart’s Express. Something about no foreign exchange students.

tagged → #harry potter #sept 1

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

I forgot the best part.
We were all up all night so at the store I took a nap in the automotive section and Misha took a nap in my car.

Then he broke the window.

I had to not only explain why I was gone for 24 hrs but also the window to my back seat in my car.

No one really believed or was Misha’s fault.

asmilinggoddess:

professors seeing “teddy lupin” on their rosters and being like “ah yes, remus lupin’s son. remus was such a well behaved student, i’m sure his son will be the same”

and then teddy shows up for class and they’re like “oh no….oh no”